A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs...
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.
He knocked on the door and was greeted by an...
Hey folks! 'Been a while...
"There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988
"There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013
A Public Service Announcement
Why I don't take buses
Milk - mystery flavour revealed
The nuts and bolts of it
Just another mother-in-law joke
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...
I agree with GOwin. DC is already crowded as it is. Not to mention the fumes.
For mothers there is Mothers Day,
For dads there is Fathers Day,
For Lovers there is Valentines Day
but for Wankers there is Palm Sunday
After marrying a sweet young woman, a 90-year-old geezer told his doctor that they were expecting a baby.
"Let me tell you a story," said the...
Termites? I Noah guy
I rang the RSPCA yesterday and said, "I have just found my dog lying down in a puddle of blood in my back garden."
"That's awful." she said. "Is...
If you have a dirty mind, you'll see it
Same thing with kids
Sounds about right
Umm... sustained! :)