After 50 years of exemplary and total harmony in marriage, he dies and goes to heaven. Shortly afterwards also she dies and goes to heaven. In...
Newly Wed Couple A dour Dales farmer married a glamorous good-looking lady. After the wedding he laid down the following rules. "I'll...
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone...
Gotta love the Irish A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique...
An atheist in the woods An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees!' 'What powerful rivers!' 'What beautiful...
" It’s going to be a cold winter !?!?.." It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the...
The Philippines Government changed their mind about the boycott at the very last moment (same as the Ukraine) and decided to participate after...
19 countries are boycotting today’s Peace Nobel Prize ceremony. Besides the usual suspects, surprisingly also a proud democracy like the...
I just returned from Dumaguete, where I saw the ‘new’ Filproducts digital boxes. This kind of model has been outdated for over 25 years in most...
Ultimate Husband A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker...
The Hypnotist A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those Headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No...
Beggars' Classic from London Parvinder and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London. Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but...
Financial Management A beggar to another beggar, "I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday." "How?” the other beggar asked. First beggar:...
Sweet Tea A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what...
One order of cyanide please A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his...
Joke of the Year Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.
How to handle a husband A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica . Their domestic...
God said God said, 'Adam, I Want you to do Something for Me.' Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?' God said, 'Go down...
Irish Radio Listeners On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They...
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman:...
