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Are my testicles black?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by Old Codger, Nov 21, 2015.

  1. Old Codger

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    Apologies to anyone who has heard it or if it has been posted before, I've been gone for a while, they just let me out.

    A guy is in hospital with breathing difficulties and is lying in bed wearing an oxygen mask. A nurse comes in to give him a bed bath. As she starts to wash him, she hears this muffled voice through the mask "are my testicles black? The nurse says "sorry I am only giving an upper body wash, I'm not allowed to go down there". A couple of minutes later she hears the muffled voice again "are my testicles black?". The nurse replies "I'm not supposed to do this but as you appear so concerned I'll have a look. So, she pulls up his hospital gown, lifts up his penis and examines his testicles. She says "they are ok, they are not black". The guy removes his mask and says "that was very nice, but please listen carefully, are my test results back?"
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