⌛ Be aware of hijacking terrorists carrying lethal umbrellas in the rainy season.

According to airport security and Manilas Finest it is now not permitted to carry a collapsible or otherwise, umbrella in your hand luggage, its ok from Cebu. Once again the professionalism and competence of the Manila police raises its head. LET THE DUMB LEAD THE DUMBER

 

umbrella man here

Whoa I showed up with 2 umbrellas in my check in bag here less than a week ago. No problems and I walk around with a modified umbrella all the time to practice skills that earned me the title "0Umbrella Man" in hawaii and local kids here call it my magic umbrella,I use it like we used rifles when i was with the US army drill teams company.I dont throw or twirl rifles and dont like guns or hard sticks so I adapted an umbrella for doing tricks of throws and twirls and catches.For me its about fun and sharpening the senses.Hope i dont get mistaken for ....Ah so what any way I gonna have fun and try not to accidentally drop my umbrella on some ones head while I'm doing my umbrella gig..:o

 

Either change your act or don’t go to Manila…….:D

 

HEY!

I had 4 cans of Rosarita Refrieds confiscated at the Cebu airport.

How the hell was I gunna make my bean burritos now?

At least we don't have the naked body x-ray scanners like they do in the land of the paranoid.

 

Im cooking up my own Pinto beans as I type this. OOOh smells great