Clown outfit, complete with Green Hair, Bright Yellow and Blue Pokka dots jump suit, oversized Red boots and matching gloves, Flashing Red nose (good for night time) spinning bow tie and honk honk horn not forgetting the water dispensing flower ring. White and Red oil based face paint available for small additional fee. Full tution on Honk Honk Horn given. Available to anyone who wishes to be seen on the roads by other drivers, whilst riding a motorcycle, who is sick of using the horn, shouting profanities, waving in a fashion more suited to violent conduct or flashing of lights. Wearing this Clown Suit you are Guaranteed 1000% more likely to be seen as proved in scientific tests carried out by CCBSFFM. Full Clown customisation of Motorcycles can be carried out by our trained Monkeys and Clown team. Lights can be swapped from white to red and vice versa so on coming vehciles think your going the other way . . Crazy strobe effects can also be added to make your motorcycle look more like an Alien craft, or our special 'Sleath Clown' we will remove all the lights and paint your bike BLACK, espcially good for Kamakazi Clowns . . . Dont forget the special sale of Loud as you like exhausts, guaranteed to make every one look at what a Clown you really look like !!! Small print Clown costume not really for rent merely a method of using sarcasm Urban Dictionary: sarcasm to let off some steam - again . Clowns Can Be Seen For Fluffing Miles CCBSFFM is not recognised by anyone especially the Philippines Goverment. The Clown costume is not LTO recommend as the Green hair fails to carry the authorised ICC Sticker. However as the oversized hands make using the indicators and lights difficult its okies not to use them. If interested please PM me and expect nil response, thank your for your time. I chuckled as vented a little steam writing this . . . Please feel free to delete if deemed irresponsible . . . to close to the truth or of no use . .
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