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Dumaguete Scandal – DI is responsible for “global Warming” pt.1

Discussion in '☋ Dumaguete City ☋' started by Rhoody, Mar 4, 2009.

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  1. Rhoody

    Rhoody DI Forum Luminary

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    The last couple of weeks have seen some dramatic increase of the average temperature measured worldwide. A NASA study and some satellite pictures were able to figure out that the centre of heat which caused this dramatic temperature-raise lays somewhere in the south –east Negros Oriental in a City called Dumaguete.

    Leading scientists accuse DI and it’s members for some overheated discussions and were able to create a direct relation to that worldwide phenomenon.

    This new insight proofed finally what “ATLARGEX” and a (in the rest of the world not really known) TV-moderator praying since decades : AL Gore is Wrong !!!

    The graphics of Gass
    are faked and that the only place which is safe is Shadows house in Valencia . Better get some SMB in stock when all members ask for asylum during the next flood…

    Echir touched a kind of sore spot whith announcing, that groundbreaking architectural brilliance of a monster shell-station in combination with faked silk pillows and plastic-flowers turns into international Medical standard if you stick simultaneously some Million Peso in magic wallets, where they got automatically converted into new 4-wheel-drives.

    That made Mam A coming back like Phoenix from the ashes to explain in her words of wisdom that most good docs going abroad to shake up bed sheets in senior citizen homes as low-wage employees, what calmed down the bushfire and thereby the CO and CO2 emission significantly.

    ... End of Part one...
     
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    Rhoody DI Forum Luminary

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    Dumaguete Scandal – DI is responsible for “global Warming” pt2

    IT-Downhill, ermm – sorry IT-Outrageous … (d*mn, my Keyboard is rejecting the input of the real name… ok I try the new one)… Quest(ionable)No-net-service send his new streetlawyer dumaguetesprings into the ring to blow more hot air into our already warmed up surrounding. This peak forced our all Dane to wake up from his hibernation and lead to the longest post in DI history, to explain in about 12thousand+ words what could be said with a simple sentence like “shut the f… up if you don’t know what you talking about!”

    This huge amount of words was responsible that all lines to the DI webhost were running hot (remember global warming) and they had no other option to pull the DI-plug for several days causing the Big Nordic SML-gulper moaning around again

    Rhoody and “derivative Guru” (the king of google) should go on a diet together as both may exceed the maximum capacity of a Chinese electro-trike and overheating the e-engine of that “technical revolution”. Until that happens be aware of a crazy german riding through Dumaguete on a chinese blender….

    Talking about Chinese products….Long time absent Jellyfish also raised a finger to asked for a good electric shaver, but crawled frustrated and headshaking back into his “hole of absence” after reading that the last “original” Philips-shaver went with Bandit who found it on his search for those undetectable printshop’s in Dumaguete while passing Cang’s on Perdices. Cang’s …-That place for original imported appliances …

    OK Jelly, here is our advice of the month:
    Go to a well known quest(ionable) Internet-Provider. He blows that much hot air that your “five 'o clock shadow” is gone in a split second and there is enough left to use as a Hair-dryer for all hair-dressers of Dumaguete united.

    Global Warming --- DumagueteInfo


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    Pedro DI Senior Member Veteran Navy

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    I knew they were going to get onto DI sooner or later, it was bound to happen and there is so much evidence. Stop sending so much hot gas, I mean air into the atmosphere, save this planet it is your responsibility.
     
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    Goth DI Junior Member

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    This is a good one Rhoody!! I had a good laugh! by the way, I just wonder what happened to your pet project, the DI discount card?.
    Cheers!!
     
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    Mam A DI Member

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    From the ashes he he he

    This could be your best compo Rhoody and thanks for the warm welcome! Tee he he he. From the ashes indeed. And DI gets more popular with "negatives".

    Polarity... like magic is elegant in proving without much effort that it works!

    Let me give an example: Over in Amlan is a newly established school called the BASE. Two months ago [among other unsolicited tidbits that helped popularize the school] someone/people from another institution spread the bad gossip that dengue in Amlan comes from the BASE. Wow was my verbal reaction because that was such a sweeping one. But that's all that was said even by the cool BASE employees. The BASE was inspected by the government authorities and passed with high flying colors. "Dengue can't survive in this clean environment" was the declaration. After a day or so of that kind of talk, a few employees at the establishment where the talk started [I got to know later] got sick of dengue. One almost did not make it. One high schooler died in the nearby community. The talks also died but the BASE got more popular.

    Am I off track. Oh dear. I just got back together tee hee.

    Honestly, I was out of town for a health check up--about 18 hours away by Boeing.

    Missed you all.

    You're the CHIEF Rhoody. Cheers!!!
     
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    dumaguetenia DI Forum Adept

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    Im glad i am not in the list of the guilty verdict. :D good theme Rhood !:wink:
     
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