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Freezing Sperm/Vasectomy questions

Discussion in 'Expat Section' started by horizon155, Jul 28, 2017.

  1. TheDude

    TheDude DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster

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    His happy ending in your freezer could turn to your horror on the frozen sperm turning up missing. Would you have the "balls" to ask the helper about the ingredients of the creamed corn she prepared for you the previous day?

    As for freezing sperm, I imagine you would need to make a "hand delivery" to Manila or Cebu. And I wouldn't trust them to keep the samples straight. Imagine having to raise an @Wrye83 sperm sample. I think I would have to dress him/her up as a badjao and do a send-off to the Muslims in exchange for my sanity.
     
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  2. Rye83

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    I'm not sure if I should be flattered or concerned with you imagining such a thing. :cautious:

    Not really into that role playing stuff.
     
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  3. Notmyrealname

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    I was getting so excited about the nurse and ready to sign up for the snip - only to be so disappointed when I read "hand".

    As for the 'Siquijor shooting contest', I will sponsor a trophy if this could be turned into an annual competition.
     
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  4. wiking

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    I did have it done 30 years ago 2 of my brothers did the same never had any problems (done in Denmark) we all 3 did after we had enough kids and save our wife's the agony with the pill
     
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  5. Cletus

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    I had a snip snip at Silliman about 5 years ago. Was done by urologist at Siliman. This same Dr did a hernia operation on my son, had since birth and also removed my FIL's kidney. We obviously were pleased with his services. Don't recall his name but it was OK. About 5,000 pesos as I recall. Sperm freezing, don't know except for what Pato has already volunteered.
     
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    Had my sperm frozen in Manchester just in case someone needed a stud.
     
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  7. Dave_Hounddriver

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    I froze my sperm working in the 40 below of northern Canada for 30 years but its thawed out now. Doesn't seem to be working once it thawed out, no new kids in the years I been here :mooning::angelic:
     
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    I would be surprised, quite frankly, if there are any local sperm banks. You will probably have to go to Cebu or Manila for this. There are numerous fertility treatment facilities in Cebu and Manila, you might make inquiries if they have sperm banking.
     
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  9. Notmyrealname

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    I guess it is easy to make a deposit but what if you change your mind and want to withdraw? :smile:
     
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