His happy ending in your freezer could turn to your horror on the frozen sperm turning up missing. Would you have the "balls" to ask the helper about the ingredients of the creamed corn she prepared for you the previous day? As for freezing sperm, I imagine you would need to make a "hand delivery" to Manila or Cebu. And I wouldn't trust them to keep the samples straight. Imagine having to raise an @Wrye83 sperm sample. I think I would have to dress him/her up as a badjao and do a send-off to the Muslims in exchange for my sanity.