Happy Fool's Day The idiots are out tonight. Stay home. Lock your doors. Turn your lights out to give the impression that noone is home. If they see your lights they may be tempted to break down the door and drag everyone out to be mobbed. This also risks that someone might attempt to burgularize your house. Burglary is the lesser risk because this usually involves one person or a small group. In this case, install flood lights and sirens to be activated when someone approaches the house. If you are able, invest in a setup for hot oil which can be deployed from the roof above the potential entry points. As a last ditch defense, rig the house with firecracker booby traps in the inside to confuse the enemy and make him think the entire thing is setup to blow. Be safe, have a happy New Year's and start it off right. Be with people that mean something to you rather than a bunch of ****bags acting stupid. Make sure that you can do something productive the next day.
