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Why a gold medal? Surviving the Philippines

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by Crystalhead, Nov 25, 2019.

  1. Crystalhead

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    **I deserve a Gold medal** For coming out of my In-Laws House today and tripping over 45 pairs of Flip-Flops which led to me into doing a 20 foot triple jump, with a half twist than a full gainer, side flip and landing on my fingertips staring at idiotic soap suds all over the patio that no one noticed to have cleaned up. I than walked back, proceeded to boot 45 pairs of Flip-Flops out onto the street, and ""SURVIVED!!"":o o:
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    Its normal here,if i find slippers outside door they go over the veranda into next door. They dont forget next time.
     
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