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Weird book Title ( If you could provide the Title of a book.)

Discussie in 'Off-Topic Forum' gestart door Jack Peterson, 8 jan 2015.

  1. Jack Peterson

    Jack Peterson DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Air Force

    I was listening to the radio this morning as I usually do. There was an Article today that got me Thinking.
    We have I am sure, all said at some time, OH! I could write a book on this or that.
    Now if you did, either yourself, A ghost Writer or you were lucky enough to be Approached by a biggy Author to write your Biography. What would you call it?

    Based on the British Comedian 'Spike Milligans' Epitaph
    " I told them I was ill" mine maybe, would be "I should have know Better"

    Trivia maybe but Thought Provoking?

    JP
     
  2. Dave & Imp

    Dave & Imp DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

    Volume One: '"I made all right decisions after I turned 50 years old... there were no wrong decisions left as I had already made all those....'

    Update Volume Two: "The last quarter of my life,, Moved to the Philippines and once again found many new wrong decisions to make :eek:... Felt like a youngster again" lol :wink:
     
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  3. Rye83

    Rye83 with pastrami Admin Secured Account Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Army

    I don't know enough about any one thing to write a book.

    "Jack of all trades, master of none."
     
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  4. Oz-Roger

    Oz-Roger DI Senior Member Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

    Mine would probably be something like Mr. Marx said at one time and that is: " If a club will accept a member like me, I will definitey not want to join it"..........ha ha ha ha ha.......:D
     
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  5. mark50twain

    mark50twain One Hit Wonder?

    mine would be wait for the sequal
     
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  6. oztony

    oztony DI Senior Member Blood Donor

    A Massive Blunder , From The Bloke Down Under

    and the seqel....

    After a heap of slips , here's some tips

    or

    Why it's better to marry a girl from an orphanage
     
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  7. Oz-Roger

    Oz-Roger DI Senior Member Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

    OK,.......why pray tell ?:confused:
     
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    Jack Peterson

    Jack Peterson DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Air Force

    o_O A long as she is one of the Orphans and not a helper I will agree with you.:rolleyes:

    :p
     
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  9. oztony

    oztony DI Senior Member Blood Donor

    Yada Yada
     
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  10. PatO

    PatO DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Marines

    Ref book name. Mine would be my biography, "The Ugly, the Bad, the Good" or, "I've Used Up 8 of My 9 Lives, Now What?", or, "I've Been Shot at and Missed and sh*t at and Hit". I don't think any would be best sellers.
     
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