Well I think when you stay off this kind of sht,
Recovered from the victim's body is a wallet containing several empty elongated transparent plastic sachets, one stainless lipstick holder containing pieces of elongated transparent plastic sachets, one disposable lighter, one half size Gillette and one ice pick with the handle believed to be used to break shabu granules.
You're pretty save.

 

Safe unless you're standing in the line of fire.

"Initial investigations show the victim was seen roaming around Purok Orchids, when unidentified suspects appeared, shot him several times, and fled on foot."

This snippet throws the credibility of the story in question. Most locals I know wouldn't walk a block, let alone run there.

 

Interesting. So, where exactly is this Purok Orchids area within Calindagan located? Calindagan is a large barangay, correct?

 

Not large enough. These assholes were still able to find each other.

This barangay includes Robinson's mall. I don't know where Purok Orchids is though. Probably because I don't need to buy shabu.