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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by Rye83, Sep 27, 2014.

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    I have come to despise spring mattresses. This is what I'm using now.
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/IUlQ83AQnRD13VLm1

    The military cot+spring mattress combo is one to avoid at all costs! :shifty:
     
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    If I was using that I would despise inner spring mattresses too. You said I went "Full Retard", No offense but it looks like you went "Full Ghetto". Plus the fact that you're on a cot. I haven't slept on a cot in 50 years and I still remember it as a bad sleep.

    By the way, I know you get paid, but I still seriously want to thank you and those with you for your service to our country. I knew you were not at a country club.
     
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    Has to be better than one of those fold out type beds that put 3 or 4 raised rails right where your most sensitive bones are positioned. :wideyed:
     
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    I'm actually doing quite well with my own room/office combo, especially for a non-NATO/US Marine operated base. Not even close to full ghetto. Full ghetto is having to sleep on a toilet because the latrine has the only d*mn heater on base that works. (Because Marines used to not believe in having contractor support and wanted to maintain their own life support...which they really suck at. lol)
     
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    I don't remember them being that bad. But then again, I haven't slept on - or even seen - one of those in about 25 years. I think those were replaced by futons, which are significantly more comfortable. Futons would be great for Afghanistan. Think I may order one online. Thanks for the idea.
     
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    If my blood is boiling from some stupid "because Philippines" nonsense I cross my fingers and pray I run into one of these types. (I don't treat the locals like sh*t but I have no problem being belligerent with an *sshole foreigner.)

    "Hey lady part/*sshole/retard! Does it look like they make the rules/requirements? Get your head out of your @ss and stop acting like a complete f*cking tw@t."

    Almost every time they turn from *sshole to timid apologetic little p*ssy when confronted. Then I apologise to the staff for his behavior and mine.

    Gotta be ready to brawl with some of the bigger boys though.
     
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    I've gotten too old to fight but I'm still pretty strong and have great teeth, so I started just getting my hooks on them and biting the first thing I could get in my mouth until it came off. I used to box as a teenager and I can take a lick to my head with a 2x4 so I am usually successful in biting long enough to bite a hole/bite off, something. If someone is biting off your eyebrow, nose, lip, or finger you notice it right away and tend to be distracted by the pain. Of course I started using a less direct approach than you do so I haven't had a physical altercation in many years. You are right though, the more they crow and stick their chest out, the more wimpy they usually are.
     
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    I got in a fight with a biter once (I've only been in two since 2005...and both were in Dumaguete with expats). He tried taking a bite out of my cheek. It got me going from 75% effort to "You mother f*cker! Let's hurry up and get this sh*t over with"% effort in a hurry. I personally wouldn't bite, gouge eyes out or give nut shots unless I thought it was life or death. It's bad form IMO (like kicking a man while he is down) and there are faster and less bloody/permanently damaging ways to go about ending a fight. I just want to hurt their pride a bit, not send them to the hospital or deform them.
     
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    Wait til you get old. Then it's always life or death. There is no such thing as a fair fight and I will do whatever it takes to keep someone from hurting me. Bad form if you say so, if someone attacks me I don't think much about form.
     
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    Wasn't with Aussies was it? :rolleyes:
    I know when I fight I will bite their nose off and swallow it if need be just so they will remember me each time they look in the mirror to shave! :biggrin: lol
    I use to fight fair, but found you can get your @ss kicked doing that, so every fight is a win or die fight for me now, Gentleman Rules be damned! :rolleyes:
     
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