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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by Rye83, Sep 27, 2014.

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    Rye83

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    Little Nibbler was a Brit. (He would not be considered little by any stretch of the imagination. He claims to be former SAS....but I have my doubts. A big boy like that with SF training, even if it was decades ago, should have laid me out flat with little effort. I'm in sh*t physical condition and have only had 2 or 3 serious fights in my entire life. :meh:)
     
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    I hate that. I always had visions of you in Afghanistan being the epitome of a "Seal Team Six" sort of guy. Now you tell me you are in "sh*t" shape. Let me tell what out of shape really is. I get short of breath changing the channel with the remote. Of course actually you really couldn't say I'm out of shape. Round is a shape.
     
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    I think I would prefer balut!
     
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    After eating the raw Salty Fish here, I think I am a tad spoilt now, and would hope my opponent stands till long enough for me to sprinkle a little Salt & Pepper with a dash of Vinegar before he lets me bite the end off of his nose... :smuggrin: jeje
     
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    I must have lived a sheltered life. The thought of biting someone as self defense tactic never really crossed my mind. It sounds like it happens more than I know.
     
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    The first line of defense is to run. I'm very slow but most will let me run away. If one chooses to catch me, the second line of defense is to hit them with something if anything is within reach. The last line of defense is to bite whatever I can get to until I inflict enough pain for them to leave me alone. I basically do not have the ability, desire, or energy to fight anyone so I just flow like water to what is easiest for self defense.
     
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    Philippines: HIV cases up 3,147 percent in 10 years

    How many whores your opponent has had unprotected sex with might be something to take into consideration before taking a nibble.
     
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    :hilarious:
     
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    Mike Tyson comes to mind :blackeye:
     
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    I will have to remember to ask for a Report from their Physician next time taking that piece of information into account, BEFORE we get into it... :cautious:
     
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