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Discussion in 'News and Weather' started by mokum, Sep 5, 2018.

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  1. Rye83

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    Sep 9, 2018 #21
    It would be the most indecisive military task force ever devised. Every choice that had to be made would start with everyone saying to each other "up to you"...and when someone finally threw an idea out there they would all snub their nose at the idea and say "I don't want to do that".
     
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  2. Notmyrealname

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    Sep 10, 2018 #22
    And then the time to find matching shoes and handbags (kit bags) plus the application of camouflage to the face (make up).
     
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  3. jimeve

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    Sep 10, 2018 #23
    and receiving an order to open fire.... wait a while.
     
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  4. Rye83

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    Sep 10, 2018 #24
    ...because ammunition is "out of stock".
     
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  5. dr ski

    dr ski DI Member

    Sep 10, 2018 #25
    I said you have to p*ss them off first! Then none of the above scenarios would apply.
     
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  6. Notmyrealname

    Notmyrealname DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

    Sep 11, 2018 #26
    Hide their handbags.
     
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  7. jimeve

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    Sep 11, 2018 #27
    Take their cell phones.
     
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  8. Brian Oinks

    Brian Oinks That's Mr. Pig to you Boy! :) Highly Rated Poster

    Sep 11, 2018 #28
    I am a tad surprised, apparently it is 1 in 5 for Australians... I was expecting more like 7 out of 10 with the City I came from, nicknamed Two-Head City for very good reasons! :cautious:
     
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  9. Rye83

    Rye83 with pastrami Admin Secured Account Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Army

    Sep 11, 2018 #29
    Yeah, but it was more fun to ignore that part. :wink:
     
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  10. dr ski

    dr ski DI Member

    Sep 13, 2018 #30
    Exactly! Tell them the NPA has them.
     
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