Great idea! Mine will gradually be changed over the years from 'Notmyrealname' to 'Notmyreal' - that should fool those identity-theft fools.
The only thing that bothers me is if I am in a restaurant and I am eating and someone says "Hey, mind if I smoke ?" and I always say "No, mind if I fart ?" Steve Martin
Off topic for real. As of this week I am one super proud Father. My Daughter was promoted to "Inspector Police Sergeant" and is also currently studying coarse's at Cambridge University in U.K. Her passion is to be a Judge, or Magistrate. This is my very proud ( Father) moment as attached. Cheers!
I know it is extremely rare for you to make a mistake, but are you sure you did not mean "I like easy [rider] bikes and big women"?