"I cannot imagine many, if any, members of this forum would be behave in the ways listed" But I must admit that I have in times of urgency violated another one of the "bawal" rules that's plastered all over the walls: "bawal umihi dito"!
If I am correct (and I am sure I am as my asawa confirmed my suspicions of 'no peeing here') then I have to ask (sorry) if your male member/shlong/weiner/Johnson (I am trying to avoid using the word 'penis') is able to do all or any of the following: wolf-whistle catcall leer and intrusively gaze taunt make unwanted invitations perform gestures or actions that ridicule. If so, then I think you need to apologise to a member (that word again!) of this Forum who has written of such behaviour being foisted upon him locally!
LOL, yes, your translation is correct! And NO, my member unfortunately doesn't possess the talents mentioned. But since Filipinas "point" with their lips, I've asked my asawa why I'm not allowed to "point" with "it"
