New in from Provincial Government of NegOr: The Mayor was passing through Dumaguete City today and noticed groups of people laughing. Tomorrow there will be a new add-on to the GCQ banning laughing, as this is a way of emitting potentially virus-ridden droplets. I think therefore this thread should be closed forthwith.
remember, the best jokes still come from the president ...errrg...this one might have been unintended 'Live and Let Die' blares as Trump tours mask factory (wearing no mask....)
The Djinn “Every time you break isolation someone will die” said the djinn “but it will be a person you do not know” “Harsh, but I have work to do” said the man. “Done” said the djinn. “And good luck, I am granting this wish to ten thousand people who do not know YOU”
During the lock down, I killed time thinking about my life but with the new extension I have nothing left to think about so it will be reruns. Some highlights are I scored 55 points in a high school basketball game, I was valedictorian at Harvard, won the Ballon d’Or playing for Chelsea, bought 20,000 shares of Apple at their IPO, bought a cattle ranch in west Texas and oil was discovered on my land, went with Bill Clinton to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island in the Virgin Islands, and finally bought Dumaguete Info. Not much left for the rest of the quarantine.
Hello friend, Do you remember that million I lent you with interest when I was with you meeting Bill?
So if well understood (!?) this virus came (all naturally) after that a Bat and a Pangolin (perverse creatures) have made some funny things together, and that their degenerated descendant (a fish apparently) was eaten, alive of course, by an hungry Han in a fish market….and that's why it is strictly forbidden to swim in the sea
