well i am fat and have gout if that counts

 

I doubt GZ has six ex-wives, so you win that one! Btw, are you by any chance Henry VIII (just seen that others asked that, although legally he had only three wives)??? I hope none of yours suffered the fate of some of his ex-wives, but this is not the time and place to interrogate you on that.

As for not following me - well, I stopped following you around a while ago. I was informed that physical stalking may be illegal.

 

But you are not a murdering bast*rd.

 

well GZ has not replied so i do not know her opinions about my logic re ignoring people. not sure about henry although that is my middle name. come to think of it my fourth wife was english on both sides of the tree but she struck first. my second wife was irish but i don't see henry had much to do with them. henry did seek some kind of religeous approval from luther (in germany) without success. something about being forgiven. i could relate to that i think. my first wife was german and foregiveness was not in her vocabulary. so, fat, middle name unsuccessful in love, gout, what else?? oh, he was kind after america was discovered by somebody else, and my third wife was cherokee indian so there is that. pretty skinny connections all told!

 

Don't forget me. I also ignored 11 people who don't even know. Hahaha

 

Did she 'bark' at you a lot?

Your posting could be turned into a novel and even a movie. Sign me up to play the tree please - my acting is very wooden.

 

If so, it would be divorced, beheaded, died. Divorced, beheaded, survived...

I’m worried for our friend...

 

you may have just written my entire epitaph, i like it, thanks!!