It is also illegal in the Phils on a Sunday to place your thumb on your nose, raise the 4 remaining digits and waggle them. A penalty of 3 months hard labour and servitude also exists for fannying about on a banka whilst wearing yellow speedos. Imprisonment is mandated for pinching thine neighbours lomboys accompanied by a minor tv celeb. 6 months. If a Caribau drops a ‘present’ by your moto, the owner of the Caribau has the right to place said ‘present’ in the pannier for his rice field. Province by laws prohibit the cooking of lechon dressed as a Baleen. If waylaid by a hilot after 7pm whilst listening to Bob Dylan baranguay officials have the right to impound your mango harvest. Do not under any circumstances pretend to understand a medieval code based on Spanish jurisprudence that the Muricans fiddled about with and the LAST thing to get here is that you lose. Full stop.
