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  1. Notmyrealname

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    Some 'new boy' type pranks can go horribly wrong - often because the pranksters lack brains: I was appalled to read of one where they stuck a tyre/tire inflator in his rectum and exploded his intestines, killing him.
     
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    Worse thing I experienced was someone nailed my overalls to floor and other painters painting the back of my shoes when up a ladder.
     
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    Can't remark 'thanks' or 'like' can I? :smile:
     
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    Anyone remember the famous Monty Python sketch 'The Piranha Brothers'? Nailing to a floor reminded me.
     
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    In a part of the Merseyside area. ( The POSH part no outside toilets or tin bath's ), but happier days none the less.
     
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    I do! I had a hard time laughing at it. :happy:
     
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    Horses for courses.
     
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