Valencia Parking Tickets

With all due respect to the good lady enforcer of the law in Dgte City she is wasted slapping P50 fines on motos. I know of some British politicians that would pay top dollar to have 20 mins ‘sexy time’ with her baton whilst being tazered about the what nots. Talaga.

 

Yes of course, how did you guess ?

 

She booked me for a 200 pesos fine, I was parked out side of Ace computers. Looked out of the window and she was slapping a ticket on my car. I ran out and a discussion why she should give me a ticket. She said no parking here, I replied were are the 'no parking signs' She said there is none. I rest my case.

 

When ever dealing with any law enforcement in this country also answer a question with a question.. eg. Why are you ticketing my car? Wrong Parking Sir... OK, please show me the regulation that says i can't park here..???Daaaa.. How come you are wearing those boots with stiletto heals.. that is not your official uniform??? Bye..

 

P200 wouldn’t even get you a sniff at that baton compared to what some British Politicians would pay Jim. Consider it a lucky escape....