Dumaguete Info Search


Wealth herding wild goats

Discussie in 'Off-Topic Forum' gestart door Crystalhead, 19 feb 2021.

  1. Crystalhead

    Crystalhead ADMIN Admin ★ Forum Moderator ★ ★ Global Mod ★ ★ Moderator ★ ★★ Forum Sponsor ★★ ★ No Ads ★ Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

    Berichten:
    1.957
    Trofeepunten:
    371
    Beroep:
    retired
    Locatie:
    Canada and Neg. OR.
    Ratings:
    +2.038 / 1.093
    They are everywhere it seems. Peoples front yards, side yards, back yards, side roads, fields and running across road ways trying to off the drivers that are driving with one hand on the wheel and the other on a damned cell phone to post a ''he he he" or a "lol" on facebook. Anyways.......... just toss them in the trunk of your car and be thankful that wild goats are every where just to allow you to cash in........ Mo fun in the Philippines.

    Added note. To know a wild goat,,,,,,, they have no rope attached nor collar! Cheers!
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • I was wondering about that too! I was wondering about that too! x 1
  2. charlyB

    charlyB DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster

    Berichten:
    1.048
    Trofeepunten:
    341
    Ratings:
    +1.213 / 343
    Why do people keep the goats that are not wild, is it to eat them or for goats milk or is there some other reason ?
     
  3. Senjenbing

    Senjenbing DI Forum Adept Veteran Marines Navy

    Berichten:
    410
    Trofeepunten:
    186
    Locatie:
    Milliways - at the end of time and matter
    Ratings:
    +539 / 211
    Could it be due to the reduced numbers of "ladies of the night"? Just a thought........
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Like Like x 1
  4. Notmyrealname

    Notmyrealname DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

    Berichten:
    5.105
    Trofeepunten:
    451
    Ratings:
    +5.795 / 2.935
    HOW do you know there is a reduced number of those ladies???

    Just a thought. :smile:
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • I was wondering about that too! I was wondering about that too! x 1
  5. OP
    OP
    Crystalhead

    Crystalhead ADMIN Admin ★ Forum Moderator ★ ★ Global Mod ★ ★ Moderator ★ ★★ Forum Sponsor ★★ ★ No Ads ★ Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

    Berichten:
    1.957
    Trofeepunten:
    371
    Beroep:
    retired
    Locatie:
    Canada and Neg. OR.
    Ratings:
    +2.038 / 1.093
    Well.......... It's nothing to get ones Goat up about. But when I see a wild Goat, I Goat for it. Toss that side of mammal meat right in the trunk.

    As for the Ladies, who knows, just remember that-
    Arguing on the Internet is like sex with a goat
    [​IMG]
    No matter how good your performance, everyone else now thinks less of you.
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
    • Winner Winner x 1
  6. Notmyrealname

    Notmyrealname DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

    Berichten:
    5.105
    Trofeepunten:
    451
    Ratings:
    +5.795 / 2.935
    So given a choice, which would you plump for?
     
  7. MikeP64

    MikeP64 DI Forum Adept Veteran Marines

    Berichten:
    348
    Trofeepunten:
    236
    Ratings:
    +314 / 148
  8. OP
    OP
    Crystalhead

    Crystalhead ADMIN Admin ★ Forum Moderator ★ ★ Global Mod ★ ★ Moderator ★ ★★ Forum Sponsor ★★ ★ No Ads ★ Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

    Berichten:
    1.957
    Trofeepunten:
    371
    Beroep:
    retired
    Locatie:
    Canada and Neg. OR.
    Ratings:
    +2.038 / 1.093
    I will stick with the fine (2 legged Ladies) because making out with a Goat will always get yah kicked out of the petting zoo.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  9. Notmyrealname

    Notmyrealname DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

    Berichten:
    5.105
    Trofeepunten:
    451
    Ratings:
    +5.795 / 2.935
    Yes, it did.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  10. Senjenbing

    Senjenbing DI Forum Adept Veteran Marines Navy

    Berichten:
    410
    Trofeepunten:
    186
    Locatie:
    Milliways - at the end of time and matter
    Ratings:
    +539 / 211
    A man, a dog, and a goat are the only survivors of a shipwreck

    They end up on a deserted island. After a few weeks, the man is feeling very lonely and starts looking at the goat in a new light. One day he tries to have his way with it but the dog growls and scares him off. He goes to sleep unsatisfied.

    The next day he tries again, but the dog is there, growling and threatening to attack if the man gets too close to the goat.

    The man grows frustrated. One day, he sees a ship foundering off the coast. He is able to save someone from drowning. He gets them to shore and discovers it’s a beautiful woman. She comes to and says “Wow, you saved my life. I’ll do anything to thank you. *Anything.*”

    The man can’t believe his luck. He looks at her and his mind reels with the possibilities.

    “Would you mind holding this dog for a minute?”
     
    • Funny Funny x 8
    • Winner Winner x 1
Laden...