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Man falls fowl of the law!

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  1. john boy

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    A man who stole a wagon load of eggs was caught and arrested on the M1 motorway in England, he is facing a prison sentence for the theft.
    As we say in England.....He ended up with egg on his face!
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    Yes and apparently he's eggspected to get 2 years for his crime as the judge said it was pre planned. Although WTFing difference does that make.

    Those Cadburys small ones with runny goo inside are pretty disgusting putting it mildly IMO
     
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    The Police must of scrambled a helecopter to find him.
     
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    British police have called this an "Eggstravagent theft"...the humour of UK Plod has no bounds!

    Personally I recon the judge should let him off as he's given a good few people a laff in the UK while they struggle. Of course this won't happen and by Easter he'll be banged up with not an egg in sight.

    In his defence as he never actually touched any of the eggs he could say when asked by the judge have you anything to say, "My dabs were not on it Sir" Mate of mine said that before getting an 18 stretch c/o Her Majesty.
     
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    Sounds like eggcellent police work!
     
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    Must have been a Federal Egg-spress truck because that is too many for a S-egg-way.
     
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    His Court date will fall on a Fry-Day. I imagine he's terri-fried. He does not seem well egg-ucated. Heard he may present his defence of being an egg-omanic egg-oholic. As for UK media........ they indeed are just being Comedi-hens.
     
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    eggactly !
     
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    Thank you. I always try to set a good Egg-ample. I was wondering if he will be getting an extra charge of "Poaching"
     
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    All that leaves me shell-shocked.
     
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