Lake America

If it wasn't true it would be laughable, as it happens to be the latest stunt in the mind of the President of America, to Re-name Lake Ontario to Lake America!
Yes folks, Donald ( duck )Trump is at it again, the guy must be Quackers!

 

I don't know the us rules but it's weird that's some can just rename some lakes, seas or almost what ever that person like. In my opinion that person should have a really good reason like some discrimination of a group or what ever. But just for fun? It's weird

 

I wonder if people can take a bet somewhere on how long it'll be before he renames the Pacific into Trump Ocean, or St.Louis into St.Donald or something similarly ridiculous.
Next he might even try to take down part of the White House and build a ballroom in his own honour instead. Oh wait........................
Maybe an Arc de Triomphe then but much bigger than the one in Paris of course? Oh wait..................
And all while ignoring Congress of course ...................

 

I've heard two rumours.
#1) Trunp wants to rename the hockey team Montreal Canadiens to Montreal Americans. Those are fighting words.
#2) The Hudson river will be renamed the Straights of Hormuz so he can honestly say they are open.

If he wants to rename Canadian Geese to Donald Ducks that's okay with me. They can be vile nasty creatures.

 

This is ONLY a rumour - so please do not go spreading it (especially as I am not a fan of El Salvador), but I heard Trumpstein intends to drain Lake ONTARIO and line it with some paint/fabric stuff.

 

Oh Canada, take a play from the Iranians, raise the St Laurence tolls, or blockade it.

 

Stop press; I think I've got it NMRN......Empty it and fill it with 65bn barrels of Venezuelan Oil

 

All this rhetoric from the Tangerine Tosspot to deflect from the fact that he fugged up big time in the middle east, costing thousands of lives, expending millions of $ in munitions, creating a worldwide economic catastrophe but making billions of dollars for himself and his cronies. He surely qualifies as the most corrupt president on the planet!

 

BREAKING NEWS
More Rumours
The San Andreas Fault will be renamed Biden's Fault.

 

We Canadians are getting Nasty. Actually we were labelled nasty by his Lordship quite some time ago.
I believe Canadians will get over lake Ontario being called Lake America.
Rumour has it Canada will be retaliating, nasty people that we are.
Lake Superior will soon be know as "OBAMA'S SUPERIOR".
Take that you orange taint.
Elbow Up. LOL