Don't Quote Me!

Sometimes what we feel in our hearts others don't want hear....so don't quote me!

 

I told my teachers I wanted to be older and I have been very successful.

 

I never was any good at chatting up the ladies

 

I read a quote from Dolly Parton......"When I decided to burn my bra, it took the fire brigade 3 days to put the fire out"

 

Well, be honest, if you were there wouldn't you hang around as long as possible? I think the same thing happens when they burn weed to destroy it.

 

I'm always reminded when it's time for the car wash!

 

Yeah me too. They seem to take a liking to my car, especially the ones which eat those staining berries.