Just FYI; today they were enforcing the no parking signs in Valencia. I was a bad boy and got a ticket. Anyone know the cost of one of these tickets? First offense. I'm thinking somewhere around 50-200 pesos.
They should put me in a cell and throw away the key. I just took care of it. It is P50 for the first offense. Pay at the Municipal Hall, first window on the right. Once you have the receipt go out the back door and look left for the PNP sign and give them the receipt. Ten minutes in and out.
I agree about putting you inside and throwing away the key! You like porridge? Thanks for the advice on how to pay the fine but the rest of us are GOOD boys - I have no chance of a fine for incorrect parking because, even though not a 'good boy', I don't drive! Many wives/gfs would be delighted by "ten minutes in and out"!
I went and paid my 50 php fine when I got one from that stiletto-boot wearing lady cop. I paid at City Hall, easy peasy.
That's a real bargain even without any negotiations. In Dumaguete my 1st parking ticket was 300 peso.
