Haha I don't live in a bamboo house, it's concrete and I'm sure we need earthquake around 9 on the Richter scale before there will be any crack in the house here, live in the ground floor, apartment upstairs. I check everything before I go and sleep, no charger connected or anything like that
I couldn't jump to my attack access even with a literal fire lit under my *ss. The bars on my windows are hinged. Just need to keep the key to the padlock holding them shut close by. Even if I lost the key I don't think that little lock would be able to keep me from getting out if I put all my strength (and, more importantly, weight) into it.
