Quotes

Transport

"The only way to catch a train...is to miss the train before".

- G.K. Chesterton

 

Travel and Exploration

"If it's Tuesday, this must be Belgium".

- David Shaw

 

Travel and Exploration

"Why do the wrong people travel, travel, travel,
When the right people stay back home?
What compulsion compels them
And who the hell tells them
To drag their cans to Zanzibar
Instead of staying quietly in Omaha?"

- Noël Coward 1899-1973: 'Why do the wrong people travel?' (1961)

 

Grammar

"I was born to be a punctuation vigilante."

- Lynne Truss: Eats, Shoots and Leaves (2003)

 

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Jack P.:D

 

Here I sit, alone and sixty,
Bald, and fat, and full of sin,
Cold the seat and loud the cistern,
As I read the Harpic tin.

- Allan Bennett 1934- : 'Places Names of China' (parody of John Betjeman)

 

Ha Ha1 Me to a "T"

Have you got a hidden camera here? Cos to-day, that is just what it feels like :D

 

I'll tell thee everything I can
There's little to relate,
I saw an aged, aged man,
A-sitting on a gate.

- Lewis Carroll 1832-98: Through the Looking-Glass

 

"It's to late to close the gate, after the horse has bolted"

 

"Do your job"

My filipina gf, Makati 2009