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Discussie in 'Off-Topic Forum' gestart door john boy, 25 apr 2009.

  1. Broadside

    Broadside DI Forum Patron

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    If pubs are not allowed to serve drunk people, why are McDonalds allowed to serve fat people ??
     
  2. Tax refugee

    Tax refugee DI Member

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    Great lol :-)
     
  3. progmeister

    progmeister DI Forum Patron

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    Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
     
  4. Broadside

    Broadside DI Forum Patron

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    Had Omega3 pills thrown at me this morning, but the injuries are only super-fish-oil. :D
     
  5. Gene

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    Love at first Sight is no miracle; when couples looked at each others for so many,many years and still enjoys the company; then that's a miracle !
     
  6. Jack Peterson

    Jack Peterson DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Air Force

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    Don't CRY because it's over,:( SMILE because it happened:smile:

    Dr Seuss
     
  7. expatron

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    If bars cant serve drunks, then how Hooters serve big boobs?
     
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    Charlie DI Senior Member Restricted Account Veteran Coast Guard

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    If its illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots ?
     
  9. expatron

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    So the cops can bust them while they are sleeping in the car.:confused:
     
  10. manaiahills

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    I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and i thought to myself-

    'where the heck is the ceiling"?.....

    unknown.