**I deserve a Gold medal** For coming out of my In-Laws House today and tripping over 45 pairs of Flip-Flops which led to me into doing a 20 foot triple jump, with a half twist than a full gainer, side flip and landing on my fingertips staring at idiotic soap suds all over the patio that no one noticed to have cleaned up. I than walked back, proceeded to boot 45 pairs of Flip-Flops out onto the street, and ""SURVIVED!!""