Some great tips here........
Hydrogen Peroxide ( Don't use it on your hair unless you want to go Blonde!)
A Vacuum Cleaner ( must be a well known brand )
A Camera ( micro one of course )
Baby oil, Vegetable oil, Palm oil, Anything you can fry an egg in! ( Frying pan to big )

Seriously only had my ears syringed once with warm water, choose not to have that done again.
There are drops available over the counter, or a few drops of warm oil helps as already suggested.
Another alternative that cleared my head and ears was a swim in the sea allowing the salt water to penetrate the ears.

 

Gabances uses a vacuum.Works fine

 

Thanks to everyone for the recommendations, i went to Dr Simon Flores and good job done for 800p

 

The other option obviously is to just go "bungol" (deaf). Might be helpful if you have a nagging asawa lol

 

Sometimes I wish I was bungol, Kids have started to let those noisy canons off. Hey it's not December yet put them away ya noisy sprogs.