Fact

Fact: filipinas get pregnant very fast. Evidence: an acquaintance was in his home country for a couple months and his long-term girlfriend got pregnant while he was gone.

 

If a Filipina did that to me...

Paybacks are a b*tch. And this would blow her noodle.

First Brit man to get pregnant hit with threats since revealing pregnancy

 

So What!!! He is not the first one with this experience and for sure not the last!

 

One man's long term is another man's short time.

 

Couple months is a long time so what. Girls have needs to be met as well...

But screwing around without rubber isn't only stupid on her part, but also a major breach of trust imho. Might easily bring something more dangerous home than a pregnancy...

 

Sexual needs.

VS

Needs some diapers.

If this were to go to the judges, I believe they would score this one a loss.

 

I am not sure it is an issue of speed but rather one of distance. Perhaps there is now an app for long-distance sexual intercourse; there seems to be an app for everything else.

 

But I have found using a rubber impossible, it just keeps falling off. And, btw, I think in schools they call it an eraser now.

 

Are we talking distance from shaft to tip? That's an issue for some women. But as you and I go back and forth on, we can't forget where we are. A short foreigner can still feel tall in the Philippines.

Now we're adding another variable aside from speed and distance. Your issue is girth.

Maybe you can take a bra trick from the ladies and throw some stuffing in there.

 

Regarding speed, Iam getting better and faster. Can do it in 59 seconds.