Might need it serviced, look at the arrow if it's still in the green, when in an emergency your house might magically disappear.
You are such a very reasonable and honest man - I accept the offer but, as @Show Pony said, "What are the terms of the warranty?". I don't want to end up buying a 'pig in a poke' or 'a pup' (well, at least the former can be eaten). And for clarification, what is within the 'magic fire extinguisher' - it is 'magic water', 'magic powder', 'magic magic'? I think anyone who is not 'Jack' would want to know before committing non-existent not-hard-earned 'cash'. I am no fool! Small print: Part of the above is incorrect.
Maybe confetti? F*ck if I know. All I know is something very closely resembling a fire extinguisher popped into existence next to my couch one day. I generally only investigate when inanimate objects go missing...not when they show up. I suppose I'll figure out what type of fire it is supposed to put out through trial and error, if the fire gets worse I guess it wasn't for that type of fire.
Were you living with your SO at the time? It might a surveillance device streaming to the Filipina Intelligence Service.
Ok ... that has put my mind at rest and thanks for your detailed clarification. Foolishly I had worried I might not receive sensible answers.
