Or has this forum gone a bit quiet lately?

Big issues facing us over the next few days:

a) is it cottage cheese or cotija cheese?
b) where can I find someone reliable etc to change my stents/artificial knee at zero pesos cost?
c) my wife is in the habit of making baho otot in bed. Does anyone know a counsellor that can help with my trauma?
d) I went to X restaurant and they served Y food. I can’t decide whether it was Mexican/Thai/Indian/ Iranian/bought in Lee Plaza in a tin and reheated. Advice please.
e) the photographs of the Moon are incredible and are a real fascinating beautiful incredible contribution to the forum. Discuss.
f) the rules/laws are silly here. Choose and debate. Apply country of origin standards but throw (insert insulting symbol/object of cultural relevance) at anyone that disagrees. I’ll start: 3 day old mackerel.
g) my neighbour is from Austria, he seems to think yodelling to drown out karaoke at 8am is a perfectly feasible way of establishing peace n quiet. How do I move my bamboo clumps to redirect the acoustics?

jeez...so bored. Sorry for the neg...peace all

C.