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Valencia Parking Tickets

Discussion in 'Surrounding Areas' started by Rye83, Jan 14, 2021.

  1. Cerne

    Cerne DI Forum Adept

    With all due respect to the good lady enforcer of the law in Dgte City she is wasted slapping P50 fines on motos. I know of some British politicians that would pay top dollar to have 20 mins ‘sexy time’ with her baton whilst being tazered about the what nots. Talaga.
     
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  2. charlyB

    charlyB DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster

    Yes of course, how did you guess ?
     
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  3. jimeve

    jimeve DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

    She booked me for a 200 pesos fine, I was parked out side of Ace computers. Looked out of the window and she was slapping a ticket on my car. I ran out and a discussion why she should give me a ticket. She said no parking here, I replied were are the 'no parking signs' She said there is none. I rest my case.
     
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  4. andiflip

    andiflip DI Senior Member

    When ever dealing with any law enforcement in this country also answer a question with a question.. eg. Why are you ticketing my car? Wrong Parking Sir... OK, please show me the regulation that says i can't park here..???Daaaa.. How come you are wearing those boots with stiletto heals.. that is not your official uniform??? Bye..
     
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  5. Cerne

    Cerne DI Forum Adept

    P200 wouldn’t even get you a sniff at that baton compared to what some British Politicians would pay Jim. Consider it a lucky escape....
     
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