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gord · 11 Aug 2015

The Freak skrev: ↑

Since my missus came back with her Shemale lover neither one have showered at all, and it has been four days now (the missus used to shower at least twice a day ) and they are using my bed for their love making, whilst I use the couch to sleep on, and there is nothing that I can do about it as the house in in the witches name, and she has threatened to kick me out if I complain, and she still has my ATM card and my passport, so for now I have to run like a submarine, deep and silent until my day comes.

Her Shemale lover even tried to pin a tail on me when I was asleep one night, so my life is not showing any signs of getting back on track, as my hands are tied, but patience, and cunning will always defeat the enemy in the long run.

Yesterday I mentioned to my defunct missus that for her own pride, and personal hygiene, both herself and her night stalker (the Shemale) should shower, because they are both starting to stink, but she turned a deaf ear to my suggestion.

Anyway last night after I finished drinking my box of SM and crawled my way to the couch, I heard the missus and her lover making out, and I dont know what came over me but my late Grandfather flashed into my mind. I remember how he used to throw a bucket of water over his dogs to stop them from mating, and when he wanted to wash them. (two in one he used to say)
YES my head was back in gear, ( Thanks Pop ) so I staggered my way into the bathroom and filled up a bucket of water, and fell head over heels into it trying to pick it up, but "never give up" was our Army motto, so after a few attempts I made it to the bedroom with a full bucket of water, and a cake of soap, where the two dogs ( my imagination was running wild by now...my Grandfathers dogs I was thinking ) were still at it, so with my last once of strength, and courage, I lifted the bucket and poured the whole lot over them......mission achieved.

I now have temporary residence at a mates place whilst I am recovering from my wounds of battle.

Hope this little bit of trivia may help others who are trying to add hygiene to their lives, a bucket of water works wonders, but dont come looking for me if it should backfire on you, I have enough problems.
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Don't know if you are pulling my leg with that one but if not please have some consolation in the fact that you have helped this sometimes frustrated expat out immeasurably. No matter how bad something may get , I will remember this story and quickly conclude that whatever I am going through, just aint so bad,,lol

Jack Peterson · 11 Aug 2015

At least some here have Food Hygiene in Mind.
Food handlers in Negros Oriental undergo food safety training

Just a small addition to Quantify what we are talking About

JP

Canadianized · 12 Aug 2015

Filippinas love the scented liquid soap. Get a nice bottle of it and put a tag on saying "hand Whitener Soap."

horizon155 · 15 Aug 2015

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Between the rain, Wrye's bag of smelly @ss crap town story and the freak's freakish cuckold nightmare it's time to put an uplifting DVD on. Any suggestions?
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