Quotes

Stress"

Stress is when your wife is pregnant.

Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when your wife and girlfriend are pregnant...

 

Rage is when you find out you're not the father of either baby.

 

ha ha ha.. he he he, shame and scandal in the family.. hehehe.. who is me?

 

Hi All;
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humour, to console him for what he is". ____Wall Street Journal

So here is the humour: If a Nun got pregnant then thats a "mystery", But if a Priest got pregnant then thats a "miracle"... LOL

 

"Men can think really fast when they come across some naked ladies"...here's ..WHY ???

An old man owned a pond in his farm lined across with fruit trees. One day he went there to gather fruits with his basket. He found some young ladies swimming naked in the pond and on seeing him went into a deeper place. They told him - "we won't come out until you leave", - he said, "I'm not here to see you swim naked or to get you out of the pond, I'm here just to feed the crocodiles in the pond ". Lol..

 

When written in Chinese, the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters. One represents danger and the other represents opportunity.

Author: John F. Kennedy

 

Ill take opportunity any time...or you keep John F.
Ill keep Kennedy..he he.

 

We have more brain under our legs. he... he.

 

Yes miracles, something has to be done with this buggers...he....he..

 

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young"

Fred Astaire