A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life...
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of EIGHTY and gradually approach 18...LOLZ
"We can't continue to spend as if deficits don't have consequences, as if waste doesn't matter, as if the hard-earned tax dollars of the American people can be treated like Monopoly money."
Feast foods : In Germany and Scandinavia, New Years Eve feasts include herring, cabbage and carrots. The carrots foretell receiving gold within a year, while cabbage means you'll soon be owning a silver. Herring stands for good luck... wow *
For unto us a Child is born Unto to us a Son is given And the government will be upon His shoulder And His name will be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace. Isaiah 9 v6 Merry Christmas
"There is no spectacle more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves" Thomas Wolfe
Only one man in 1000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
Chinese proverb: The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. Edit: Okay, this was actually Weena posting cheesy quotes. Not me. Here is my quote... Man with itchy butt have stinky finger.
Football is not a contact sport - dancing is a contact sport - football is a collision sport. Vince Lombardi
