Quotes

..I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine...he gets better with Age..
The next day, she locked me in the cellar !!!

 

No new quotes for awhile so here's two new ones from me

It's hard for a little man to stand out in a crowd

When a Company does not care about it's staff.....it's staff don't care about the Company

 

Zacchaeus felt the same way! :D

 

Kids are like farts - you tolerate your own but can't stand other peoples.

 

Here's my favorite; some sort of encouragement when I feel insignificant:
" I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do"----Edward Everett Hale

 

Here is one that I made up (covers my situation).
If you think that you are an independant man, get married to a Filipino lady. She will change all of that.

 

What goes up...... must come down

People who climb trees must have a head for heights :D

 

A time to think *** You cannot control the contour of your face - but you can control it's expression..

 

"Children are given us to discourage our better emotions."

 

The secret of a happy marriage is to eat out twice a week - her on Monday and me on Friday