Quotes

The Shoplifter!

God helps those, that help themselves BUT God help those, that get caught :p


(Shoplifter caught in the Act)


Jack P. :p

 

"Miracle's are beyond scientific explanation"

 

"One Man's meat is another man's poison"

"Seeing is believing".....to some people

 

"Pull it"
-Larry Silverstein

 

"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

 

"Man who sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger"
-Confused Shoes :D

 

" Man who enters C R when locked, must be limbo dancer"

 

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Hi John Boy!

 

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone".....JC

 

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields