Quotes

If pubs are not allowed to serve drunk people, why are McDonalds allowed to serve fat people ??

 

Great lol :-)

 

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

 

Had Omega3 pills thrown at me this morning, but the injuries are only super-fish-oil. :D

 

Love at first Sight is no miracle; when couples looked at each others for so many,many years and still enjoys the company; then that's a miracle !

 

Don't CRY because it's over,:( SMILE because it happened

Dr Seuss

 

If bars cant serve drunks, then how Hooters serve big boobs?

 

If its illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots ?

 

So the cops can bust them while they are sleeping in the car.

 

I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and i thought to myself-

'where the heck is the ceiling"?.....

unknown.