Home & Garden termites anyone?

Brian Oinks · 29 jan 2018

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When I was a kid there was a real scam back when scams were not nearly as common as now. There was an add in a magazine that advertised a sure fire, never fail, 100% roach killer. If used as instructed and it failed to kill the roaches then there was a 100% money back guarantee. Some ordered the "Sure Fire Roach Killer". When they received it, it was two boards measuring 1x4x6", marked, A and B. Instructions said "Place roach in center of board A and slap smartly with board B. Maybe it would work for termites too if you can find one. Probably try Citi Hardware or Robinson's.
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NOOOOO!!!! After previous run-ins I went there with measurements in Millimeters, Centimeters, Decimeters, Meters, Inches, Feet and Yards and they STILL PULLED THE CALCULATOR out and I came home with enough tiles to do my bench tops (original measurement request) and enough to do the Kitchen/ Hallway/ TV Room areas with spares left over! Giving a 1x4x6" measurement at Citi Hardware, after they have recalculated, you will be able to build your SO a comfortable little abode in the province with spare lumber left over for when the In-Law's AND the Termites decide to move in! *snorrrk!*

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Home & Garden termites anyone?

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