About 11 or so years ago , the first or second time that I ever went to the Philippines , I was fortunate to get seated next to a really nice elderly Filipino guy on the way over there , we were chatting away and he said Tony do you know the difference of an American counting to ten , and an Aussie counting to ten , American ; waaan , toooo, threeee , then he said Aussie counting to ten ;f#cking one
f#cking two , f#cking three , I pissed myself laughing , at his accurate insight into what the Aussies do to the English language , which is pretty much bastardise it with their own take on things , and most of all introduce lots of swearing , I love it.

Tony