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Vaccine hangover.

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  1. Rye83

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    Worst hangover I've ever had thanks to the US Government's attempt to turn me into a real life Wolverine. Small Pox, Anthrax, Hep, Flu...along with countless others. My vaccine card looks like a couple pages torn out of a novel. They really shouldn't give all that crap on the same day....and I really should keep better track of vaccine cards so I'm not treated as a living pin cushion once a year.

    Of course I wasn't handed any documentation on the side effects/history/care of the vaccines until after they had injected me with the last one. Not that I have a choice to get them or anything, but it'd be nice to know what the hell COULD happen before they shot it into my body.

    Anthrax:
    Blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin
    chills
    cough
    diarrhea
    difficulty with swallowing
    dizziness
    fainting
    fast heartbeat
    hives or welts
    joint or muscle pain
    large, hive-like swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, or sex organs
    puffiness or swelling of the eyelids or around the eyes, face, lips, or tongue
    red skin lesions, often with a purple center
    red, irritated eyes
    redness of the skin
    shakiness in the legs, arms, hands, or feet
    shortness of breath
    skin rash
    sores, ulcers, or white spots in the mouth or on the lips
    trembling or shaking of the hands or feet
    unusual tiredness or weakness

    Wait a minute, WHAT?! Thanks for the heads up!

    I wanted to punch the doctor in the face and then say, "Common side effects of this treatment include bruising, tenderness and swelling around the administered site. These side effects will subside in a couple days, if they persist longer than a week you should seek medical assistance, as you probably have AIDS. Other side effects can consist of: loss of consciousness, seizures, loss of you sense of sight, smell or taste, loss of ability to breath and a sudden case of death. While these side effects are uncommon, it is important that you seek a medical professional if you experience any of them. Have a nice day!"

    "Oh, you didn't WANT to get punched in the face? Too late now. Suck it up."

    What sucks is that I have several of the symptoms above. Those are listed under the "Serious" category for Anthrax but common under the flu side effects......so yeah, I have no idea if I am dying, or I'm completely normal. Best I can do is be optimistic and say it's the flu vaccine. Dicks.
     
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    And all these vaccines were given AFTER they took 6 large tubes of blood from me....which looked like about 1/3 of what I had in me (I honestly felt a bit concerned about the amount being taken. I actually pulled my arm back when they finished the sixth tube and said "enough".). I'm no medical professional, but it seems kinda stupid to take a large portion of the thing that keeps me alive and fights off sickness......and then inject me with viruses that consider "mass murderer and genocide" a great addition to their CVs.
     
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    Well, dying is completely normal, everyone does it at least once!

    :wink:

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    How were your performance reports lately? Maybe you are not up to the task anymore and they try to get rid of you and at the same time get enough DNA to make a clone...
     
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    Hmm. They have had my DNA for about 10 years now. Can't pop out adult clones yet so I suppose that would put my clone around 5th grade. I still have a bit of time. Would it be considered suicide if I found the little turd and killed him?

    LoL Wait. This is my clone we're talking about. Being involved in top secret government conspiracy to take over the world is waaaaaay to much work. I'm far to lazy to take part in something like that. He can live.
     
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    They told us that we were government property!

    There was a swabbie, (navy), that had F*** YOU tattooed on his back in big block letters. I saw this guys back after the tattoo and then they court marshalled him and had the F*** removed and left the YOU. They must have used a meat cleaver because that was the ugliest scar i have ever seen.

    They told him that he was government property and he had no right to deface it.

    But he did not have to get the anthrax vaccine.
     
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    That's how they really own you, the price you pay for the privilege to wear the uniform, I believe that it is not right that young men, boys really, are being lured into the military services with all this promises.
    We know how easy it is to break the men, boys, and make them subservant, the mind at the young age is malable like clay and the officers are all schooled in psychology, the whole apparatus is based on it, be happy if you get out without your mind altered...
     
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    Government Issue!

    When I was at school ( well maybe just left) Elvis did his stint, in the Mob and then came the film, now, asking what on earth, GI meant, we were told, GOVERNMENT ISSUE I guess then, that this was True?? Or was it? Is it?? even

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