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Suggestion How to get rid of birds

En tråd i 'Off-Topic Forum' startet av Rye83, 26 Apr 2015.

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  1. Andrew

    Andrew DI Member Showcase Reviewer

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    Google "Guano".
    I remembered from history class how merchants became very rich importing birdsh*t to use as a very effective natural fertiliser. Made a fortune!
    Forget the "problem" CAPITALISE on your mis-'fortune'?

    "This time next year Rodney - We'll be millionaires!"
    (Only Fools & Horses - Brit sitcom)
     
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    Andrew, 5 Mai 2015
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  2. Jack Peterson

    Jack Peterson DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Air Force

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    If only :smuggrin:
     
    Jack Peterson, 5 Mai 2015
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    Rye83

    Rye83 with pastrami Admin Secured Account Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Army

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    I was able to get the birds out of the tent with an air horn and then shutting the front bay door. They ended up moving to the smoking area and have done this:

    birdshit.jpg

    I will be looking for some way to poison them now. Death to all Afghan birds, I call for Jihad!
     
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    Rye83, 5 Mai 2015
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  4. Jack Peterson

    Jack Peterson DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Air Force

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    Messy Little Buggers WOT :pompus: well if you are going to poison I guess Pigeon Pie is OFF the menu :hilarious: LOL

    JP:bag: :rolleyes:
     
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    Jack Peterson, 5 Mai 2015
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  5. Andrew

    Andrew DI Member Showcase Reviewer

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    TIP: Please refer to attached prior to going-in all guns a blazing....
    flow-chart-funny-cartoon.jpg
     
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    Andrew, 5 Mai 2015
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  6. alex

    alex DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster

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    what were they smoking?
     
    alex, 6 Mai 2015
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    Rye83

    Rye83 with pastrami Admin Secured Account Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Army

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    Nothing good or we would be friends and I wouldn't be trying to poison them. :wink:
     
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    Rye83, 6 Mai 2015
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  8. KINGCOLE

    KINGCOLE DI Senior Member Highly Rated Poster

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    A think a disco ball with lights aimed at it would do the trick. Have you also got a white suit, I'm sure throwing some moves would frighten them away.
     
    KINGCOLE, 13 Mai 2015
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    Rye83

    Rye83 with pastrami Admin Secured Account Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Army

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    Closing the bay door was working, now they just come in earlier than I am allowed to shut them. No disco balls to be found at the bazaar here. Unfortunately I haven't ran across any poison yet.
     
    Rye83, 13 Mai 2015
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