Well I am back from Australia folks, after a very happy three months, fishing, drinking, putting up with road rage, crazy women, and all the other usual crap that goes on in the land of MILK and HONEY. My wife was so happy to see me because her ATM card was getting low, and now she loves me again, now that I have dollars in my pocket, and she assures me that she never went astray. (Can I believe that? lol) All I have to do now is to get back into Filipino mode, and turn my brain down to 25% operating power so as I can fit in once more. Anyway after I catch up with everything, and settle back in, I am sure that I will be able to cope again in the country of CORRUPTION, and NOISE which I missed sooooooooooooooooo much. Cheers for now, The Freak. PS. Had a face lift in Australia, so hope you like my new look.
Guess what I have only been back for a short while, and already I feel as though I have never left here..... Had a warm SM, nearly fell out of a trike, had a blue with the missus ( that did not take long, I think the loving is over AGAIN lol the dog down the road is driving me bonkers, and I just got an email from a mate in Australia to say that they went out fishing and caught three Gummy Sharks, so now my life is a complete mess once more. Does somebody out there know of a good shrink that I can go and have a chat with, or perhaps a fortune teller, to see if there is any light at the end of tunnel? I live here in the Philippines, with my happy, go lucky wife.... I wish that I could get LUCKY, and if she would GO then I would be HAPPY also. Poor me I keep on "freaking" out at the thought of what is ahead, so what I did I tossed a coin...Heads, the rest of my life it will be stress free, and my wife will NEVER find out my password for the ATM , and Tails, the rest of my life I will spend in misery, and she will get my password........ It came down Tails, so I made it two out of three. Phew, then it came down heads, and the third toss here goes ...............I am signing off now folks, I cant believe that it came down.....
Sorry to hear your looking for a shrink or a good fortune teller. Beware of fortune tellers as a Filipino man I know went to one and he was told that he should ask for a raise at his job because he was "A Pharaoh" in a previous life-time. He went to his employer and asked for a raise and said " Hey, I was once a Pharaoh" and he was fired immediately!! He went back to the fortune teller and told him what had happened and the fortune teller said..."no you dumb-@ss.... I said Sparrow!