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Lonely expat shirtless on the blvd...

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  1. Anonymous

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    • There seems once again to be a misuse of the anonymous posting permission any more and points will be awarded.
    Yesterday he's shirtless and all oiled up as he walks along the blvd seemingly trying to get a tan. Ending up in a playboy pose stretched in semi-reclined on one of the blvd benches

    Today though he's walking along and parks himself right in front of a couple hapless women that were sitting on a bench in front of Bethel....peels off his shirt and then lays down on top the beach wall as if to say, "Here I am girls!"

    They ended up facing away from him until put his shirt back on and left.

    Or so it seemed...but wait...

    Then suddenly he's back, walking a bit south of the first position past a group of 5 teenage girls; he does an about face and kind of ambles towards them-but at least one of them jumps out of his way...so he ends back in front of the original two..taking off his shirt again and lying down.

    All fairly pathetic

     
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  2. KINGCOLE

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    The singer in this group is gay. Perhaps, there is the answer.
     
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  3. Dave_Hounddriver

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    Yep, seen this guy. You may not have noticed that he occasionally sits there with a beer in his hand which gives him that added 'sexiness'. I've also seen him jogging a few steps so he may just be there for the exercise (Yeah, right, said Fred) :alien: :vomit:
     
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    If that's the most pathetic thing you noticed over the coarse of one day in the Philippines, consider yourself lucky.
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    Someone please get a video of this behavior and post it here. :hilarious::roflmao::hilarious::roflmao::hilarious::roflmao:

    Is this a young, middle aged or old guy? (For even more comedic value I'm really hoping it's an old fat guy with a big beer gut. :roflmao:)
     
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    Wasn't me , I was having a ball at Dr Chua's clinic, root canal for deep joy , no wait, that was today ......maybe that was me cruising , looking chicks .
    I'm 5' 6 ....125 kilos wet, extremely gwapo , comb over left to right , company director , knock off Wayfarers , leopard print speedos ......gold medallion. Familiar ?
     
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    hoping it's an old fat guy with a big beer gut. Please dont insult half your members he he
     
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    The old and fat part is only funny if combined with the behavior described in the OP. :wink:
     
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  9. TheDude

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    Credit to him for trying it out and finding it doesn't work. If he had a bunch of girls joining him, then we would all be shirtless and oiled up on the BLVD.
     
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    And here he is!
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