From FB site, Dumaguete Daily Bulletin: - (Translated by Google Translate, sorry): - Foreigners floating in the sea, are still unknown Posted by VIC CAMION SIATON, NEGROS ORIENTAL - An unknown foreigner who lives in Antinto Beach Resorts in Barangay Siit, Mierkoles, is still unknown. Despite its age since the start of the dead body of a foreigner, his only coat became a sign. The deadly short body and put on a t-shirt marked "i love nazareth" was quickly thrown out of the sea by members of the Philippine Coast Guard and rescue group in Siaton. Police chief of the city of Siaton, PSI Don Richmond Conag, said that after the post mortem exam conducted by the Siaton Rural Health Unit, there was no sign of foul play in the foriegner that allegedly suffered three days ago . In the meantime, the police report that a guest of the resorts has disappeared. But in the investigation of the police in Siaton town, there were no visitors from Apo Island, Dauin and neighboring areas. According to PSI Conag, the public has informed the missing foreigner to report directly to the police station in Siaton or to the nearest Police Station. Currently, the dead body of an unknown foreigner is placed in St. Louis. Peter Funeral Home in Siaton.
LOL, I agree! Sorry, to make light of a death, but I have a feeling the missing foreigner is NOT going to be able to "report directly to the police station in Siaton or to the nearest Police Station".
The aging foreigners in this forum better check their coats for signs. And let this be a warning. Any foreigners caught wearing "I Love Nazareth" shirts at sea will get thrown right the fu*k out. Right, maybe the missing foreigner and the dead foreigner are the same person. It would be quite the mindfu*ck for the Philippines to be searching for you as a suspect in your own death. I'll just go ahead and place a tip here for the police. Look for the suspect in the St. Louis. Peter Funeral Home!
I'm wondering if the Siaton Police have invited the Resorts owner or employees to come to the Funeral Home and see if they could identify the body as that the missing resident? Seems kind of simple to me, or at least maybe check to see if they have a copy of some photo ID they could use, D/L, passport, ACR-I. Even Inspector Clouseau could figure that one out.
A haiku out of respect for the deceased... Body, short, deadly A foreigner, nose is long Floating in the sea Anyone else want to take a try?