I thank you for erudite and witty reply, obvs I am never going to keep up. Who is this Siri and Alexa? Do they hang out at Why Not? If so, I’ll never get permission to run over sa Duma for ‘leisure purposes’ to meet them. Military huh? Do you realise that my taxes have paid for the last 40 years for bounders like you to goof off whilst some of us have had to fiddle around inside the Craniums of very small infants after 16 hour shifts 6 or 7 nights a week? Tsk. I still haven’t had my lux break on a cater on the Moon, nor has Scotty wandered up to a thingummy and provided a decent Chile con Carne. On demand. The bleddy machine should say in a 1980s electronic way, “working”. As for synthetic alcohol I’m still waiting for a decent decadent consequence free evening. It’s not your fault young man and please don’t excuse them. Futilely railing against modernity still... Cheers, C
I never mentioned Alexa. I think you know more than you are leading on. Yeah, I was pretty sure that was the case. Thank you? Isn't almost all alcohol "synthetic"? Wait...is there a plant or animal that naturally produced ethanol in large quantities without human intervention? Such a thing could greatly reduced my monthly expenses. "Hey Google, do any plants naturally excrete ethanol?" Yeah, didn't think so. "Hey Google, how can I get free alcohol?" Crap. Yup, you're right, they lied to us. Technology is worthless.