Food & Grocery Salsa

Is there an authentic SALSA sauce available for purchase? I'm not satisfied with the brand (la costeña) that the shopper brings from Lee Pl.

 

If you want an Authentic Salsa Sauce for sure you just ain't gonna get it out of a Jar, that is just full of monosodium glutamates, e200 and e219.5, colourants, preservatives and Fucdivano other ingredients? DIY it is so Fecking easy you will not believe it, mind you. if you are a connoisseur of what comes in Jars, maybe you will not like the real thing???

Just google a recipe, in fact I did this for you, Easy Homemade Salsa Recipe - How to Make Salsa (delish.com)

 

And can we have a video of you doing the Salsa?

 

I can only do the Rum, Ba Humbug

 

NOT what the LBs at Valencia Park told me - but I would not repeat anything in a public place (unlike what they say you did).